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dennys:

cuz.

podablog:

You know I look like a woman but I
Cut it like a buffalo
Wake me up when it’s broke
Just like a woman
You cut a record on my throat then you
Break me wide open

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I had a pufferfish once named buddha, he would get excited when I came home (obviously bc I was going to feed him) but once I accidentally overfed him and he died. anyway, the point I’m trying to make is that sounds like poor fish care instructions.

have i mentioned that, growing up, we had roughly seven or eight fish that kept dying one after another until my parents were like, “okay, this is a bad idea, these children are obviously fish psychopaths.”

but hey, at least buddha died doing what he most enjoyed, eating his way to nirvana.

fixedsilence:

fixedsilence:

hey i thought i was alone for the weekend but then i remembered my roommate has a fish.

his name is mr. bubbles and his food container says, “feed as much as fish can eat in two minutes.”

that’s so subjective i mean how much do fish eat in two minutes does this guy binge eat his flakes or is he a polite slow eater i just don’t know, container.

I GAVE HIM TOO MUCH IT HAS BEEN FOUR MINUTES AND HE’S STILL WORKING ON IT GODDAMN IT, ANDY. YOU ARE NOT A GOOD FISH PARENT HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO GROW UP WITH LARGE FOOD PORTIONS AND GET INTO A GOOD SCHOOL NOW, HUH?

update: i scooped some food out with a dining hall spoon and he seems fine. roommate texted me saying “don’t be afraid to overfeed him a bit” afterwards. pretty sure mr. bubbles is giving me some mad stink eye for taking away his food. but it’s for your own good, you just don’t realize it yet.

fixedsilence:

hey i thought i was alone for the weekend but then i remembered my roommate has a fish.

his name is mr. bubbles and his food container says, “feed as much as fish can eat in two minutes.”

that’s so subjective i mean how much do fish eat in two minutes does this guy binge eat his flakes or is he a polite slow eater i just don’t know, container.

I GAVE HIM TOO MUCH IT HAS BEEN FOUR MINUTES AND HE’S STILL WORKING ON IT GODDAMN IT, ANDY. YOU ARE NOT A GOOD FISH PARENT HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO GROW UP WITH LARGE FOOD PORTIONS AND GET INTO A GOOD SCHOOL NOW, HUH?

hey i thought i was alone for the weekend but then i remembered my roommate has a fish.

his name is mr. bubbles and his food container says, “feed as much as fish can eat in two minutes.”

that’s so subjective i mean how much do fish eat in two minutes does this guy binge eat his flakes or is he a polite slow eater i just don’t know, container.

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