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steppingonmytoes re: that survey

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Multiples of 4 +45 since I've followed you for ten thousand years and have never seen your face

man i have to do math i did not sign up for this i just wanted to reblog pictures of neon lights and beck songs.

4:Do you drink?

occasionally, when i feel like i can. i’ve found out i’m sort of a lightweight and i don’t like to, like, lose control, y’know? but if i’m comfortable i will. no to The Clubs, yes to small parties at friends’ places.

8:Want any tattoos?

maybe? i already decided if i ever got a tattoo i’d get one of a square, not filled in, on either my left shoulder on the back or the front. or the word “yes.” but i have jewish relatives and everything so there’s the whole “won’t be buried with any markings” thing and i’m like “eh.” so it’s a maybe.

12:Relationship status

single, as per my track record it’ll be like this for a while.

16:I’ll love you if

you appreciate the finer things in life like wilco, diet coke, and those honey wheat pretzels.

20:What I hate most about myself

i don’t know, some days i feel like i’m not the biggest fans of my general being— what’s my purpose? am i a good friend/human being? what’s with that whole love thing that was supposed to happen already?— some days i’m not the biggest fans of my body— what is that? is that a face? there’s two buggy eyes and a slightly-large nose and a mouth with big lips after a long stint of braces so i guess that makes that happen?

but then on other days i kind of like my buggy eyes and i think i’m a good friend and i feel all right. it’s a very up and down thing, but i’ve been told it’s a common thing, so i tend not to stress about it too much.

a proper answer to this would be a tendency to regret too much, i.e. “ah i should’ve done this” or “i shouldn’t have said that” or “maybe i should’ve hung out with more people in high school” but at the same time i’m very lucky for the life i have so that kind of trumps whatever i write on the complaint card of living.

24:My relationship with my parent(s)

it’s good, can’t complain.

28:A description of the person I dislike the most

ah man i don’t dislike anyone particularly. i can tell you about this one annoying punk who lived in the dorm next to mine freshman year who always had to clear his throat once every five minutes or else so i’d be sleeping then suddenly *hueaghghhhh* throat-mucus-noise man is back at it again.

32:What words upset me the most

uh… “disappointment.” “regret.” “maybe.” “i’m sorry sir we don’t have that album in stock, but we can order it in two to three business weeks.”

36:Where I would like to live

i’ve been enjoying a half-city, half-suburban life for a while now, living for extended periods of time in each, so somewhere that’s accessible like that. somewhere near water. preferably with a nice park and record shop. and dogs.

40:Who wish I could be

what. assuming this says “who i wish i could be,” i don’t know. i like damon albarn— he does the whole art/global instrumentalist/generally well-rounded, selfless kind of life i aspire to. beck too. and michael stipe. and carrie brownstein. and frank ocean. and james murphy. and fiona apple. and of course kanye west. i’ll add non-musician types when i think of ‘em haha. and some of my friends come to mind.

44:A random fact about anything

so i’m reading this book of collected interviews from “believer” magazine, and in the thom yorke one he refers to radiohead as “formless motherfuckers.” that’s it that’s the best way to describe them every music periodical can go home and complain about it on their blog.

45. Selfie

argh, fine. it’ll be obscured in some way, hold on a tic.

boop 0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What your last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything